December 2011
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“…I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you’ll dream dangerously and...”
– Neil Gaiman  (via pileofpeonies)
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That awkward moment when you realise that 99.9% of...
sashasfierce: …yet you don’t really care.   
Dec 31st
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why yes I did run and dance down the street screaming out loud “HEATCLIFF, IT’S ME A CATHY! COME HOUOUOUOUOUOOOME I’M SO COOOOLD LET ME IN A YOUR WIIIINDOOOW” while my brother tried to throw Coke at me while hiding in the bushes in shame
Dec 31st
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Meeting Brian Molko
Me: Will you sign this?
Brian: Sure
Brian: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Brian: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test friend: i got a hot boyfriend friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
Dec 31st
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everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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i really tried to be happy and forget that my stomach hurts like hell when I noticed chritsmas lights stopped working new year holidays suck and there is nothing that would make me think differently. 
Dec 31st
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“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.”
– Audrey Hepburn (via oldhollywoodclassic)
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friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
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The worst thing you can do to bookworms is to...
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“My New Years Resolution is to stop killing priests. I can’t help it, I just keep...”
– Noel Fielding (XFM - 30/12/2011)
Dec 30th
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